Dog Years

People are always getting confuse on "Dog Years". How long exactly is a "Dog Year"? Some people say 1 Dog Year is equal to 6 Human Years. But some people are saying 7 years. So, on Fido's 5th birthday, is he 30, or is he 35? And when it's Molly's 10th birthday, is she 60, or is she 70? Also, smaller dogs tend to live longer than larger dogs. But why? Well, big dogs are, obviously, have a big body. And their heart has to work harder and pump more blood, so their bodies get tired quicker than little dogs. And then they just can't live any longer because their heart is so tired. So, does that mean that 10 is old for big dogs, but little dogs still have a few years to live? It is sooooooo confusing! Like, my grandma's pug lived to be 20! But our big dog(he was Lab mix) lived to be about 13(which is actually long for a dog his size)! He died a few years ago. And I still miss Bondo sooooo much!!!!!!!! It was sooo hard for me when he died. Bondo was older than I was, and my parents had him before they had me! He used to lay under my crib when I was a baby, like he was protecting me. He was such a good dog!!!!!! But anyway,(uhhh, what was I saying????????) oh yeah, so since I got Daisy when I was 10, when I'm 20, she'll only be ten!!(in dog years, 60-70)!!!!!!!!!!! And I want her to be in my wedding when I, ya know, get married. She'll be the flower dog, or maybe the flower girl can walk her,(and throw the flowers at the same time) so everybody will be safe(just incase Daisy decides to run off or ya know something bad). Or maybe, oh right sorry! We were talking about dog years! heh heh. So..........um I don't think I have anything more to say. So maybe I should just end this post, so I don't get carried away with something else like, oh the first car I want to get! I wanna get a limo!!!! It would be like totally awesome to drive up to school in a limo! EVERYbody would be sooooo jealous!!! Wait, but how could I park something that big???? Maybe I'll....................